December 2, 2021

FAQ YOU… Frequently Asked Questions You May Have

You've got questions. We've got answers. And by we I mean me.

And since I'm too lazy to delete the templated questions, I'll just answer those...

What’s your return policy?

Kids should not return to their parents house after college. They need to get a life and start earning their keep. Unless they suck, then you should take them back because it's then the parents fault for raising such sucky kids. I don't have kids yet, so we'll see where mine land.

Do you ship overseas and to P.O. boxes?

I don't think oversees will fit on a ship. And most P.O. boxes aren't on harbors so it would be hard to send a ship to one.

Do you have customer service?

Yes from 9am to 5pm I can call Godaddy Customer Service and someone will answer me.

What is this web site about?

Me. And my life. And things I'm interested in talking about. Sorta like a blog without the term blog.

Why did you make it?

For all my fans, who I call enthusiasts. Just like there is a web site for car enthusiasts and for science enthusiasts this site is for people who are enthusiasts about me, @ARI!

Why would someone be an enthusiast about you?

Come on man, don't be harsh, I don't go to where you perform and tell you nobody wants their items checked out at your counter.

Do you hate people?

Not always, no.

What can one gain from reading your web site?

With a bag of pork rinds and salami and chips and dip and cheese, 5 pounds.

The weight not the money.

What do you hope to accomplish?

World peace.

Plan B: Making you smile.

Plan C: Trying to guess which of these is harder, you curmudgeon!